Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 276


Chapter 276 A Man That Makes Other Feel Jealous
Chapter 276: A man that makes other feel jealous

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
"Zhou Li, let go!" said Doudou to Zhou Li.

"Hehehe in your dreams! There is no way Ill let you go now that Ive caught you!" Zhou Li pulled the entirety of the chain out of his sleevethere was a pointed hook on its other end.

This was Zhou Lis preferred weapon and also the reason he was nicknamed Heaven Shrouding Hook Zhou Li. Other than killing his enemies, this chain with a pointed hook allowed him to capture them alivethis was one of the main reasons he was in charge of capturing Doudou. No matter if it was a human or a dog, Zhou Li was an expert at capturing them.

"Right, I wont let you escape, monster!" the girl above also shouted with her child-like voice.

"Benefactors Im dying ugh" The small monk started to foam at the mouth. He couldnt bear it anymore and softly fell downward.

The small monk had completed his Foundation Establishment not too long ago, and before leaving the temple, he had opened only his Eye Aperture. The current strength of his body was even inferior to that of Song Shuhang.

Therefore, he reached his limit and passed out after having that chain coiled around his neck for so long. Next, the monster hunter girl pulled him down from Doudous back.

"Aaaaaah!" An ear-piercing cry echoed. However, it wasnt the small monk that screamed, it was the monster hunter girl.

The cultivation of this girl was too low, and she had no means to fly.

When the small monk was pulled away from Doudous back, she also fell from the sky. At the same time, the chain coiling around the small monks neck finally loosened up.

Zhou Li lightly shouted, and the chain attached to the girls body gently moved, coiling around the small monk and the girl like a giant snake.

Then, the chain brought them to Zhou Lis side. At this time, it was swaying left and right in the sky like a huge snake.

A cultivator of the Fourth Stage had the ability to control and ride a flying sword, and since Zhou Lis weapon was a hook, he could ride and control a flying hook.

Although such a weapon had many wondrous uses when capturing someone, its speed was quite slow when compared to a flying sword or a flying saber.

But it didnt matter that much in the end. After all, no one ever said that a cultivator could only have one weapon!

A sword orb flew out of Zhou Lis left sleeve and changed into sword light.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain had specially prepared this sword orb so that Zhou Li could easily chase after Doudou. However, it didnt have great use in battle; its only strong point was its weirdly high speed.

"Doudou, dont even think about running away! The small monk has also fallen into my hands, do you really think you can escape?" Zhou Li shouted.

Doudou stopped and turned around his body, revealing a human-like smile. "I let you pull him down on purpose. He had a chain coiling around his neck, and I couldnt free him while he was still on my back."

"Hehe whatever, you can forget about escaping today!" Zhou Li said in a grave tonefor the sake of his beloved, he had to catch Doudou and deliver him to Song Shuhangs place. After that, he could finally pass seven beautiful days with his girlfriend!

It was a week long vacation! In those seven days, he could do whatever he wanted.

After thinking this much, Zhou Lis blood started to seethe in excitement, and even his eyes became bloodshot.

He stepped on the sword light and tightly held onto his chain, eyeing Doudou like a hunter eyeing their prey. He seemed to have locked every possible route Doudou could use to escape.

"Dont be in a hurry. I have something good to show you." Doudou raised his left paw and waved it, his face still wearing a human-like smile. Then, he used his other paw to take a mobile phone out of his fur and logged onto a certain account.

Zhou Li vigilantly looked at him, afraid that he would pull some tricks.

Next, Doudou revealed a weird smile and started to read some lines aloud, "Cough My dear, I miss you so so so so much! I think of you every night, to the point that I cant even fall asleep! My dear, I already cant wait to be with you and protect you forever! ...Ugh, This is too disgusting, I cant keep reading."

When Doudou finished reading these lines, the excited Zhou Li made a strange face. He closely looked at the phone in Doudous hands.

"Should I keep reading? Oh, this one is from last night... Ah, my dear! I think of you 365 days a year~ Soon, Ill catch Doudou and leave him to a young fellow daoist. Then, Ill be able to obtain seven days of vacation! My dear, I cant wait to fly by your side and pass seven beautiful days with you! Ive already decided the place where well build our happy memories, hehehe..." Doudou continued to read.

A hint of surprise flashed through Zhou Lis eyes. Soon after, he said with indignation, "Doudou, from where did you get those chat logs?!"

This was the lovey-dovey conversation between him and his girlfriend on his secret account. Did Doudouthis shameless fellowtake a screenshot of his chat logs?

He hadnt added this secret account to the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Moreover, he didnt add any other fellow daoist either. As a result, it wasnt particularly protected, and it wasnt that difficult to crack down.

"Do you really think that I hacked your account?" Doudou said with a smile, "Too naive!"

Then, Doudou showed the mobile phone to Zhou Li, letting him see the account.

This account had a beautiful fairy maiden as its profile picture. Moreover, one could see all the sweet messages sent by Zhou Li in the chat.

"Now, Im sure you think that I hacked the account of your sweetheart" Doudou evilly smiled. "But youre still too naive!"

"Now, Ill make you understand how cruel the world is. From the very beginning, that sweetheart with whom you were chatting online, sending sweet messages to, talking about your future, and sharing your happy moments with... it was me, Doudou!" Doudou loudly laughed, his face self-satisfied.

Zhou Li was dumbstruck.

"Impossible! I met her in real life!" Zhou Li howled.

"Hehehe by relying on my charm, I just need to go to a random sect and cutely roll in the arms of a fairy maiden to convince her to help me with a small matter. Do you remember the first time you met her? She only revealed a sweet smile and immediately said she could accept everything, right? However, it seemed that she didnt want to talk about the things you usually chat about in the group chat, am I right?" Doudou smiled like a demon.

"Impossible! Youre deceiving me!" Zhou Li clenched his teeth.

"Hehe, do you really find it impossible? Zhou Li, youre really too naive!" Doudou threw his head back and laughed loudly. "Do you really think that there is a woman that could bear with someone like you? Someone that doesn't have time to accompany her and is chasing after a pekingese every day, leaving her alone all the time?"

After saying this much, Doudou weaved the phone in his hands. "There isnt such a woman in this world. And even if there is, its either a dream or someone is deceiving you! This is the truth!"

Zhou Li was dumbfounded.

And while he was in a confusional state Doudou approached him as fast as lightning and held the small monk in his mouth, quickly running away.

The small monk, who was now with Doudou, looked at the dumbstruck Zhou Li with a worried look on his face.

"Senior Doudou, weren't you too cruel to Senior Brother Zhou Li?" the small monk cautiously asked. He felt that Zhou Li was a very pitiful person.

The fairy maiden he loved was just Senior Doudous fake account... After imagining the scene of Zhou Li sending sweet messages to a pekingese, the small monk felt that he would have gone mad if he were in Zhou Lis shoes.

"Hmph others shouldnt pity him but feel jealous." Doudou coldly snorted. "He chases after a pekingese every day and still has a woman willing to wait for him silently. This circumstance that should appear only in dreams and tricky situations... really occurred to this fool. This is the truth. Who knows how many men are envying that idiot."

"Ah? Senior Doudou, isnt that woman just a fake identity you created?" the small monk asked, somewhat confused.

"Do you think that Im someone who would send disgusting messages to Zhou Li every day? I managed to get a hold of her account because I went to her house and acted cutely for a few days." Doudou laughed.

"Senior Doudou, I think there is a very high chance that you would do something like this," the small monk said firmlyif it were someone else, the small monk wouldnt dare to be 100% sure of it, but if it was someone like Senior Doudou, he was more than capable of doing something so shameless and mean.

"Moreover, you shouldnt tell lies, Senior Doudou. Otherwise, youll be spanked," the small monk said earnestly.

"..." Doudou.

"Would you believe me if I were to say that Ill throw you down from the sky?! Bastard, it was exactly to save you that I said that lie!" Doudou roared.

"Please forgive me!" The small monk quickly admitted his mistakes. But after a while, he earnestly said, "Still, telling lies is not a good thing."

At this time, Doudou was wondering if he should have left the small monk behind...



Zhou Li was absentmindedly standing on the flying sword, his face pale.

"Uncle, dont cry," the monster hunter girl said cautiously.

"Hehe Doudou Doudou! So, you were playing with my feelings all along..." Zhou Li strangely laughed. "We need to have a good chaaaat!"

The layer of light lit up and Zhou Li dashed forward with the monster hunter girl, chasing after Doudou.

"Uncle, dont give up. Well kill that wicked monster dog!" the monster hunter girl said with her child-like voice.

"KILL, KILL, KILL!" Zhou Li howled.



Wenzhou City, Song Shuhangs house.

Song Shuhang opened his eyeshe had just finished todays meditation.

Still no news of Senior White. Will he be able to bring Doudou and Guoguo back by tomorrow? Song Shuhang thought to himself.

"Moreover I wasnt able to practice this morning. Ill have to go out and practice after my parents go to sleep. The quantity of qi and blood in my Ear Aperture is increasing at a faster pace than what I originally thought. Tomorrow at most, Ill be able to break through." Song Shuhang muttered.

Would he get an innate skill related to the Ear Aperture after opening it?

While opening the Eye, Nose, Ear, and Mouth Apertures, there was a chance to obtain an innate skill and Song Shuhang was hoping to obtain a useful one!