Naruto: The Shinobi Genius Book 1 Chapter 64


Volume 1 Chapter 64

[1 day later]

Shikamaru, Hinata, Shino, and I are eating ramen at Ichiraku.

"Hey, Naruto, how did you grow so fast? You are at least 5 cm taller." said Shikamaru

"I don't swing that way Shikamaru so stop looking so closely at my body!"

"What!? I'm not looking at you closely. 5 cm is just noticeable. And I don't swing that way either."

"How did you grow so much Naruto-kun?" asked Ayame

"It's because of Hinata's food. Her food is really amazing and magical."

"Oh, how does my ramen compare to her cooking then?" asked Teuchi

"It tastes like trash."

I got a death glare from Teuchi and Ayame.

"Calm down. Your food tastes heavenly, but it's noting compared to Hinata's."

"You're so biased. Just because she is your girlfriend, it doesn't mean that her food is good. You couples are always so clingy and disgusting." said Ayame

"Hahaha, no need to be jealous. I believe that you can one day find a boyfriend. Even if the probability of that happening is almost 0%, you still have a chance."

"Dad, can I kill him now."

"Wait don't act reckless, Ayame. He is still the Hokage."

She grabbed a pan and was about to smack me on my head. I just smirked at her and kept eating. Hinata started glaring at her.

"Tsk, having a woman protect you, aren't you ashamed of yourself."

"She is a Shinobi of Konoha and I'm the Hokage. It's her duty to protect me with her life."

She put the pan down.

"I'll kill you another time."

"If you want I can find you a boyfriend. I'm sure that I can force one of my Shinobi to date you."

She grabbed the pan again and threw it towards my head. Just before it hit my head it got impaled by a shadow.

"You need to be careful. There are Anbu following us. If you hit him they would have killed you." said Shikamaru

"Whaaat!"

She fell on the ground.

"Shikamaru-kun, don't scare her like that!" said Hinata

She went to Ayame and helped her stand.

"Don't listen to him. They wouldn't dare hurt you. Naruto would take them out before they even got close."

Ayame suddenly got a scary smile on her face.

"Good, good. I didn't know you had it in you Shikamaru. You better watch your back or I'll show you what happens when you mess with me!"

Shikamaru was scared stiff.

"Ayame, you know that you can't s.e.x.u.a.lly assault people right?"

"Alright, you're both going to die now."

"Ayme, I'm done."

She went to pick up our second round of serving.

"Please enjoy!"

Everyone started to eat, but I didn't touch my bowl. After everyone finished I stood up.

"Hinata, Shino let's go."

"Where are we going Naruto?" asked Hinata

"Just for a walk."

All three of them stood up.

"What are you doing Shikamaru?"

"Huh, I'm going with you guys right?"

"How can you be my advisor if you fall into an enemy trap so easily."

"Huh, what are you talking about? Argh!"

He held onto his stomach.

"Let's go guys. Shikamaru isn't feeling well."

"But."

I grabbed them and pulled them out of the shop.

"Ayame, take good care of my friend for me. I'm sure your shop will smell wonderful after he goes home. Hahahahaha!"

"No, what have I done!"

Shikamaru hurried to the toilet. He closed the door.

"BBBRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Everyone was quiet.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" x3

Hinata, Shino, and I started laughing.

"Good luck Shikamaru. We will be seeing you tomorrow."

The 3 of us hurried away from the shop.

"To think he didn't see that Ayame put something in his food." said Shino

"I feel bad for them now." said Hinata

"Don't be. Hey Shino, you don't have a girlfriend right?"

"I have a girlfriend."

"So how about I take you to the str-"

"Wait, what?"

"I have a girlfriend."

"Hahaha, my man. How about you introduce her to us sometimes."

"Sure."

"What is her name?" asked Hinata

"Ino."

"Huh?" x2

"Ey, ey. Don't tell me that you are talking about Ino Yamanaka?"

"Yes."

"Hahaha, my man. Let's go to a bar and celebrate."

"How about you two go together. I don't like to drink." said Hinata

I summoned a clone to accompany her home.

"I won't be coming home so go and sleep without me."

"Alright, have fun you two. Bye."

"Bye." x2

She left.

"Alright, Shino let's get wasted."

After 1 round he was already drunk.

"So how did you two get together."

"Hahaha, it's a funny story. I once accidentally called her beautiful and from that day, she started clinging onto me. An when she saw me whole face she said that she loves me."

"So that is why you aren't covering your face or wearing your glasses?"

"She said I looked better without."

"How long have you two been together?"

"2 years."

"So have you two kissed yet?"

'"Yeah, it was amazing."

"You really are drunk, hahaha! Ey, give us another round."

"Yes sir."

[5 hours later]

The sun is rising. Shino and I are going towards his house. I was carrying him on my back since he isn't able to walk.

"You are such a good friend, Naruto."

"Thank you."

"But I really want to kill."

"Oh, why is that?"

"You abandoned me. I thought you were my friend, but you left me so quickly. Did you really think that I would forgive you so easily? I should just kill you right now."

He tried to strangle me.

"Huh, why is your neck so hard?"

He was trying to strangle me all the way till his house. His mother saw us coming and came towards us.

"Shino what are you doing! Why are you on the Hokage's back and trying to strangle him?"

"We were drinking all night and since he couldn't walk anymore I carried him on my back."

He let me go because his mother is here and I put him down.

"I'll see you later Shino."

"Yeah, you better come and see me you f.u.c.ker."

*BAM*

His mom gave him a chop to the back of his neck and he fell face-first on the ground. She bowed down to me.

"I'm really sorry sir. I'm sure he didn't mean what he said. Please forgive him."

"No need to bow. We are friends and friends are allowed to curse at each other."

"Thank you so much, sir!"

"I have a question. Where is his room?"

"Huh? It's the one with the open window."

"I see, thank you."

I walked to Shino lying on the floor and I kicked him into his room on his bed.

"Now you don't need to carry him to his room anymore."

She looked at me with blank eyes and didn't say anything.

"I have to go now. Goodbye."

She came out of her stupor.

"Goodbye, sir."

I disappeared.