Chapter 194 A taste of ones own medicine
[TL: Shouldve released the previous chapter on 1st April for kicks :P]
Im not trying to brag, but this isnt a childs play. Big Bear opened his mouth and bragged in high spirits.
I admire you, that was excellent. Ive sincerely conceived and conceded by defeat! Jun Mo Xie replied in an authentic and heartfelt tone.
Jun Mo Xie had only conceded this round since he didnt have an option. Jun Mo Xie was a fairly shameless character in his own merit, but he knew that he wouldnt be capable of accomplishing a feat such as this one.
Apart from being plainly shameless, Big Bears stunt was also extremely difficult to master for a human being.
If the task was to achieve a high altitude in the air and then urinate, then some people could master it with practice. But to urinate in the air while maintaining ones position. even Yun Bei Chen wouldve given up on this task.
This was a plainly physiological action; in order to maintain ones altitude in the sky, a person needs to constantly circulate their Xuan Qi around his body, and by doing so, ones body turns rigid, irrespective of the persons innate strength.
Although its not difficult to revolve around in the sky, but one would need to relax every muscle of his body in order to urinate which would make this task absolutely impossible; because once a person relaxes his bodys muscles, that man would immediately start falling to the ground!
A bystander would ask, how was Big Bear able to pull off this action when even Yun Bei Chen wouldnt have been able to? Does this mean that Big Bear is even stronger than Yun Bei Chen?
This feat had nothing to do with Big Bears innate strength!
The essence of this lay in the mere distinction between humans and Xuan Beasts. Powerful beasts such as Big Bear and his Brother were gifted with a special talent or perhaps ability, called Stagnation!
Xuan Beasts were capable of using this ability to freely venture into the sky at any time they wished to without using their Xuan Qi, whereas a human would need to employ his Xuan Qi to achieve the same. Therefore, in this regard, a Xuan Beast was undoubtedly far superior to a human. Moreover, Big Bear was already one of the strongest of his kind
In reality, Big Bear was not only the younger than his brothers, he was also the weakest one, but when it came to performing such a task to score a victory, Long Crane wouldve rather chosen to lose instead of doing such a shameless act in public, which is why Big Bear had heroically taken the charge, and had volunteered to perform the task.
Of course, Big Bears thick skinned nature played a massive role in performing this task, but it also managed to bring his side back on level terms in one single swoop, leaving each side with one victory and one loss as it stood at present.
Long Crane was standing with his back towards Jun Mo Xie; his shoulders were already stooping low, and it seemed that he didnt even have the courage to stand and look Jun Mo Xie in the eye.
I wish I was dead!
There can be no greater shame for a dignified Beast from the Tian Fa forest; we actually resorted to unfair means to score a victory. Thankfully there are only three people present here, but the other party seems to be quite powerful in his own merit, and may know some very powerful people as well In case he tells the world about my fourth Brothers stunt, then it would be very humiliating for us damn it, just how can I explain it to him that he mustnt tell the world about the manner in which we just won this round..
Brother Crane, Congratulations, your Fourth Brothers mid-air stunt was really amazing, and I concede my defeat.
Jun Mo Xie had obviously sensed that Long Crane wasnt as thick-skinned as his younger brother, and decided to tease him for it; obviously Jun Mo Xie was just trying to vent out his gloom by doing this. After this glorious victory, I think that its best that the winners of the second round decide the final rounds theme. So please Brother Crane, decide the next rounds task.
Long Crane coughed twice to conceal his embarrassment, then gave Big Bear a ferocious glance before turning around to face Jun Mo Xie, only to reveal his embarrassed face, and then smile unnaturally, and spoke in a weird tone: Thank you brother Feng, you really have a very high tolerance.. and thanks for giving us the chance to decide the next round
Thats alright brother, this was truly a good learning experience for me, and I honor my defeat. Jun Mo Xie was barely able to utter the words truly a good learning experience, in fact it seemed that he would bite his lips shut at any moment. However, Jun Mo Xie clearly knew that he wasnt as strong as Big Bear or his brother, and even though Jun Mo Xie knew that Big Bear had cheated him in this round, he didnt refute it since he was also aware that he done the same in the previous round..
He had just gotten a taste of his own medicine!
Long Crane on the other hand was a proud personality, and had always carried himself with dignity. He would have rather resigned himself to losing this contest, but wouldve never resorted to using unfair means to win it. However, his reckless and shameless Fourth Brother had done exactly what he despised the most in the world, which had left him feeling very unpleasant inside. Firstly, he felt quite cheap for using such methods to secure a victory, and secondly, he felt sorry for his opponent, and thirdly, he needed this incident to stay a secret.
And just then, Jun Mo Xies offer to allow him to decide the third round had completely humbled him.
The more he thought into it, the more ashamed he felt. Moreover, the fact that Jun Mo Xie had decided to concede the round without even attempting the task, made things even worse for him. In fact, he had already started associating himself with Jun Mo Xie by now..
Thank you brother. The next one the next one.. Long Crane strained himself hard for a long time, but was unable to come up with anything suitable. This opponent was really giving him a headache. On top of that, the noble demeanor of the opposition was making him feel even guiltier inwardly. Moreover, his heart was carrying a faint feeling that the other side would be able to imitate any action that he could think of.
Long Crane hadnt felt this way in a long time; in fact, this was only the second time in his entire life that he had ever felt this way! The first time was when he was faced with Yun Bei Chen!
As this thought crossed his mind, a burst of horror gripped Long Cranes heart: Is this man really capable of matching up to Yun Bei Chens mastery?
Big Bear squeezed closer to his brother, covered his mouth, and said: Third Brother, havent you already thought of it? Its very simple!
Long Crane glared back at him, simply unwilling to entertain him any further.
So, have you thought of something? Jun Mo Xie looked at them.
Yes. Big Bear opened his big mouth once again: The next thing also involves peeing, are you ready for it?
Ah! Is there any limit to this guys shamelessness?
His remark left both Jun Mo Xie and Long Crane staggering.
There has to a limit to shamelessness, right? Hes as shameless as an animal! No, even calling him an Animal isnt enough to describe him there really isnt a word despicable enough to describe this man!
Howve you already not died of shame yet?! Long Crane started hurling abuses at his younger brother, and then impulsively kicked his brothers buttocks in rage: You go and stand there on one side! Even if you dont have any sense of shame, your third brother still does!
Big Bear pouted as he rubbed his buttocks, feeling wronged: Third Brother, you curse me in front of outsiders, isnt that shameful for me? Dont I have my own pride? And in case you really wanted to kick me, you could have done that in person this wasnt right..
Bah! What shame are you talking about? Youve already ashamed yourself a long time ago! Long Crane continued to hurl abuses as his brother in resentment since his brother had been failing to meet his expectations and he was beginning to run out of patience now: Roll over to one side, and dont you dare to open your mouth again!
You obviously cant think of anything by yourself, so I came up with something and I even managed to win us the round, and youre still asking to keep shut.. Big Bear muttered to himself as he bitterly took two steps to the side.
Actually, I dont think I have any problems with the Fourth Brothers suggestion; none at all. In fact, it would be fully in compliance with our agreement in case the fourth Brother decides to carry out the same task more than once. Jun Mo Xies face suddenly revealed a strange smile.
Ah? Long Crane couldnt prevent himself from exclaiming out loud: Wouldnt you lose the round for certain if he did it again?
Big Bear opened his mouth once again: Boy, dont you go about thinking that Big Bear has just peed once, so he wont be able to do it again. I have a large storage, so I can even go more than once without any issues Big Bear wanted to continue with his sentence, but his words withered under Long Cranes angry glance, and he resigned to muttering to himself: I was only talking for his good he thinks hes too clever, so I just wanted to remind him that were far superior..
I dont doubt the Fourth Brothers words, but if we repeated the previous task in the exact same manner, then it would be rather dull and boring, wouldnt it? Therefore, I suggest that we change it around a bit, how about that?!
Long Crane thought about it and said: Wed like to hear about the details!
Jun Mo Xie smiled: Its very simple. The Fourth Brother demonstrated that he can urinate in the sky, which means that its easy for him to urinate both on the ground, and in the sky. So how about we modify this task, and we urinate underground this time?
Urinate underground? Big Bear opened his mouth once again: Hows this even possible? A person would suffocate once they go underground, and how could you possibly release it if youre simply surrounded by soil and stone? Even if youre lucky enough to find a lose patch, how on earth would you be able to move about?
What do you mean?.. are you saying that you cant do it? Jun Mo Xie smiled.
It is impossible to do this. They both shook their heads in unison: Its easy in the sky since there is a void, but inside the ground. Thats simply impossible; can you do it?
What would you two say if I managed to do it? Jun Mo Xie hummed provocatively. I let you cheat me once, but this time its my turn!
Then well concede our defeat! they looked at each other and smiled. This is good for us, hmm hmm, it seems that hes trying to make up for his defeat in the sky by doing it underground, but even the two of us cant accomplish such a task, so how could this guy, right? This guy is so silly even if you manage to get inside the ground, youd still have to loosen up, try and find out for yourself kid! Anyway, it seems like this kid is only trying to experiment with this task. It would be fun to see him fail at it hmm..
Since they both felt that their opponent was unsure about executing this task, they both immediately nodded and agreed for this action to be appointed as the third rounds challenge without even discussing it any further amongst themselves..
Ill go first! Jun Mo Xie raised his hands, and the two of them suddenly felt a strong Aura in the air which they had been aching to get their hands on. They simply couldnt prevent themselves from inhaling its fervent and beautiful scent as they licked their lips, while their hearts itched to absorb it all.