Chapter 286: Elder Brother Will Remain at the Top Even if the Sky Falls Down!
Translator: Novel Saga Editor: Novel Saga
Hundreds of tables were placed in a circle. A small space had been left vacant in the middle. [Would there be a performance at this feast? Will the senior men sing and dance? A normal man may not do it; perhaps those sour and gifted scholars will]
The Golden Scholarly Feast has now commenced; everyone is requested to take their seats.
Jun Mo Xie took his seat. He looked up, and saw someone opposite him. It was none other than the Young Master of the Li Family, Li You Ran. The Young Master Li looked around. He saw the Young Master Jun acting like his debauchee self, and smiled faintly. He then lifted his wine cup to relay his best wishes. Jun Mo Xie sneered and took that opportunity to cross his legs by putting one over the other. This was his signature debauchee-move.
Then, a fragrant smell hit Jun Mo Xies nose. It came from behind. He didnt need to look behind to know that this clean and fresh fragrance was coming from Dugu Xiao Yi. It wasnt very common, but he was familiar with it. He had been around her several times. So he realized that the Dugu Family would be seated behind him. The Young Master Jun hadnt turned around to look, but the lady-killer Jun could distinctly feel a pair of eyes foolishly staring at his back.
There was another pair of beautiful eyes which were gazing at him from a seat above. Jun Mo Xie raised his eyes to look. Unexpectedly, he came to realize that those eyes belonged to Princess Ling Meng. Her cheeks turned bright red as she turned her head away upon meeting his gaze.
[Whats the matter with that woman? Why was she looking at me like that she has taken that bullsh*t blood oath Even if she takes it seriously I dont!]
[Wouldnt the thought of that give me a back-ache?] The Hitman had deliberately concealed his murderous aura since this wasnt the place to exhibit it. Therefore, he didnt notice when someone appeared beside him. He turned his head and saw that it was Dugu Xiao Yi. She had come to converse with him. However, she had just seen him exchange flirtatious glances with Princess Ling Meng. Therefore, she pinched him hard instead of giving him a tongue-lashing
Jun Mo Xie bared his teeth. [How can I be bullied by that woman in such a way?] Jun Mo Xies was unable to turn his head properly. So, he couldnt see what he had touched in his attempt to pinch her back in retaliation. However, that part of her body was extremely smooth and supple; he felt as if he had pinched a sponge. It was very full and elastic; it felt very good.
Ah! Dugu Xiao Yi screamed in agony while Jun Mo Xie exclaimed in admiration. He was as thick-skinned as the city walls, but his face had unexpectedly turned red. He withdrew his hand very quickly. However, everyone had looked at them in unison and had witnessed the entire scene.
The entire hall watched as the little girls face turn red. She straightened-up into a very awkward posture. Her small hands were subconsciously massaging the area where she had been pinched. She was visibly embarrassed and distressed. Her eyes had started to well-up.
Jun Mo Xie had accidentally pinched her fragrant posterior; everyone figured that the little girl would knife-out the life of him.
The sounds of scoffs and discussions started to well-up shortly after everyone witnessed this scene. The youngsters in the main hall had started to give Jun Mo Xie hate-full looks.
[He takes liberties with a woman in such a serious situation! That brat is the citys biggest pest! Not only did he harass the Dugu Familys little gem he did it out of lust]
Dugu Xiao Yi had come up to Jun Mo Xie in high spirits. But she then saw Jun Mo Xie and Princess Ling Meng exchange amorous gazes. This annoyed her greatly. Therefore, she pinched him hard, and then turned around to leave. She had hoped that Jun Mo Xie would follow-after her to coax. Who wouldve thought that Jun Mo Xie would silently and quickly pinch her there the moment shed turn? However, he had done it at the first opportunity. He straight-away grabbed her butt and pinched; it seemed as if he had rehearsed the whole thing.
Everyone watched as the little girls neck turned red with embarrassment. She flew to her seat and buried her head into her stomach. Then, she tried to cover her face with her little hands. She was conscious that she had been touched at that spot in front of several people. [That little rascal pinched me there even though I havent told him about my feelings yet so how could he do that?]
The little girls posture appeared somewhat strange the place where she was pinched hurt. She couldnt walk fast. In fact, the pain remained even after she had taken her seat. So, she had no option but to re-adjust her posture a couple of times. And, the resultant posture appeared a bit strange
Young Master Jun was perspiring all-over. He hadnt expected this to happen; that he would grab that part He then became aware of that feeling that a green apple had ripened into a sweet peach and he had taken a nibble
He couldnt help but think what wouldve happened if she hadnt turned [Where would I have grasped if she hadnt turned?] He smiled mischievously and twirled his fingers. It seemed as if he could still feel the satin-like sensation on his fingers. He couldnt help but bring them to his nose and smell the fragrance as his face became vulgar.
Shameless! Hes such a degenerate! Everyone-present on the scene was red with anger. They turned their goat-like beards up; [that Third Young Master Jun is very shameless! Hes a very vulgar man! Id like to chop this little scums hand off!
The young men looked at Jun Mo Xie with extreme disdain and cursed him. They cursed him inwardly in rage, but subconsciously rubbed their own two fingers together. They were then lost in the infinite reverie thinking how nice it would be if they could feel such a sensation. [One of Tian Xiang Citys two beauties fragrant butt!]
Soon they were overcome with pleasure. They moved their own fingers to their noses to take a sniff [ah, such a wonderful and fragrant smell]
Princess Ling Meng was seated many tables away; she didnt know what to think. Her pretty face turned red as she felt a strange itch on her own butt. She snorted since felt a vague envy in her heart.
Suddenly, everyone started to hear heavy footsteps coming from outside. It was clear that an important personality was approaching the Hall. The teachers of the Institute, and the patriarchs of the different families, entered with sage-like but fast, old yet vigorous, earnest yet grave footsteps.
The main hall fell silent.
One couldnt trifle with such people.
Then came the three princes beaming with happiness.
The Golden Scholarly Talent Feast had officially commenced.
Various sorts of delicious foods were brought to the hall by an unceasing line of servants. The fabulous smell assailed every nostril. However, even a bold debauchee like Jun Mo Xie knew not to make a move.
It was because the Emperor hadnt arrived yet.
The most important individual is always the last to make an appearance.
Admittedly, Jun Mo Xie didnt care much for the Emperor. However, he didnt desire to stir unnecessary trouble in such eventful times.
Then, everyone quickly sat-up straight since they suddenly heard heavy footsteps coming from outside.
Everyone looked solemn yet respectful as they stretched their necks to see who it was...
What they saw was merely a large fat person being escorted by a court eunuch.
They recognized the man once he had walked all the way over; it was Tang Yuan!
Everyone was shocked at first. And then they burst into laughter. Tang Wan Li stood up; his face belied his rage, You little devil! What insanity are you displaying?
Tang Yuans face was awash with debilitating fear! He walked as slowly as a zombie taking his time with each stupefied step he took. His waist was bent-low for the most outrageous reason. A chair was stuck to the backside of his body. He was carrying a round chair on his butts. It seemed as if the chair was growing-out of his butt
The Emperors questions to Fatty werent aimed Jun Mo Xie. His highness had thought-himself-clever and focused on Jun Wu Yi alone. But wasnt that the same thing in Fatty Tangs eyes?
[This matter is fuc*ed!] This was the only thing which was going-through Tang Yuans mind during his audience with the Emperor.
He had obeyed the Emperors order to leave, and had gotten up. But he had forgotten to give his salutation since he was beside-himself. He started to wobble at once. But his butt was too big and the chair was too small for him. So, as he stood up the chair was raised. It had got stuck to his backside. And it remained glued there the entire walk to this hall. But Tang Yuan was so overcome with anxiety that he hadnt noticed the chair or its weight. In fact, he hadnt become aware of it until that very moment
He came back to himself after he heard everyones laughter and his grandfathers rebuke. He opened his eyes wider, and realized that he had reached the main hall. He suddenly became teary like a small child who had been wronged.
Ha ha! Young Master Tang is very talented! His behavior genuinely stands-out from the masses! Hes such a great guy! He mustve feared that he may not find a suitable seat at the Palace so he has brought his own seat! Hes outstanding! Meng Hai Zhou wasnt going to let this opportunity slip. He took the lead and made that comment. His words added oil to everyones laughter.
Tang Wan Lis face swelled purple. He soared-up and struck that round chair hard. It shattered it into many pieces. His beard fluttered as he then looked around and gazed at everyone. However, he lowered his head once he realized that he couldnt stop the laughter.
He sighed when he saw his grandson in such a state. The old mans heart ached with sorrow. [Ive known his Majesty for many years has he forgotten the years of our friendship why didnt he stop this mishap? However, this isnt the time to pose such questions; its better to let this matter go.]
However, he then felt a person come-over and stand beside them. If he was not mistaken then it was the Young Master Jun.
Buck up, Fatty! Jun Mo Xies voice was somewhat coquettish. He swayed as he spoke. However, Tang Yuan realized what was happening in reality. Jun Mo Xies expression was full of warmth. He had decided to deal with this situation.
Elder Brother will remain at the top even if the sky falls down! Come, have a drink with me!
Then, Jun Mo Xie laughed heartily. He had initiated the Art of Unlocking Heavens Fortune as he had spoken his words, and had sneaked the real meaning into Tang Yuans ears. Everyone else had only heard the last few words since he had spoken them in his normal mode.
Elder Brother will remain at the top even if the sky falls down! These words brimmed with domineering fearlessness. It came like a burst of reassurance and put Fattys mind at ease. Tang Yuans heart shook. It seemed like he was lost before but had suddenly seen the light. He looked up; Jun Mo Xies expression didnt matter. He then suddenly laughed mischievously and said, It appears that the wine theyre serving the guests in this feast is from our Aristocratic Hall! It wont do if the wine at such a big party isnt genuinely good! It seems that the Three Princes havent appropriated all of it. Thats good; isnt it?!
The two men laughed mischievously as they walked away together.
Tang Wan Li gaped in astonishment. His grandson had appeared very disheartened a moment ago. [It seemed as if he cant feel any love towards morality since his birth! That little devil Jun Mo Xie started to talk about drinking and he suddenly reverts to his old self!]
[Whats this about?]